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发表于 2008-12-3 12:18:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">很好笑的</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">慢慢看,先来10个,看不懂的问版主阿南哥</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br/></span><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">1.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">有次房东问我</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> did u eat anyting yet?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">你还没东西吧</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">?)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我说</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">no.<br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">她听后重复了一遍</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">so u didn't eat anyting</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">那你就不用吃什么了吧</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">. </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我说</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> yes…<br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">房东老太太犹豫了下</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">又问</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">did u eat </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">你吃了吗</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">?)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">?</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> no. </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">她接着说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> so u didn't eat</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial">那你不吃了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> .</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我说</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> yes ……<br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">估计她当时要崩溃了</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br/><br/><font size="3">2. </font></span><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">刚上班不久,有个公司的</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">A/R</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">打电话来催支票,我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的,那男的很有礼貌的说:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">"This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">听懂了很开心,不过由于对公司名字还不熟,心想先用笔记下来公司名,省得等下忘记了,正得意忘形之间,顺嘴开始拼写人家公司的名字,还说得一本正经:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">"b.i.t.c.h……bitch, correct?"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">。。。。。那男的终于还是没能忍住怒火,近似于怒吼似的对我喊道:</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">"NO!!! B.E.A.C.H…..BEACH!!"<br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">接下来的一年里,没再跟这间公司又过任何生意往来..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">汗</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br/><br/></span>
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<p><font color="#800000"><font size="4">3.<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">还有一次是去</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">MC, </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">问朋友</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">圣代</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">的英文怎么说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">, </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">他就说是音译</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> sundae, </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我茅塞顿开</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">, </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">恍然大悟</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">十分自信的说了一句</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">….</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">那奶昔</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">是不是叫</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">nancy</st1:place></st1:City> ?? </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">朋友当场喷可乐</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: darkred; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">…</span></font></font></p>
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<p><font color="#800000" size="4">4,我朋友的事, 有一回,她去买pizza,人家问她选配料。<br/>她想要mushroom,结果她说MashMaro(流氓兔),人家疯了~~<br/><br/>5.说一个听来的笑话<br/>刚到US的朋友,到了纽约,想去看自由女神,但是不知道路.于是乎在路边抓了一个白老<br/>–Hi, do you know where is the free woman?<br/>白老愣了半天,支支吾吾<br/>–I… don't know…Tell me when you know it.<br/><br/></font></p>
<p><br/><font color="#800000" size="4">6.我一个朋友,想在家做饭,家里没有油,就去超市买了一瓶回来,开火,放油,然后锅里开始出现大量泡沫,接着烧了起来。。。回头一问房东,他买的是洗洁精。。。<br/><br/></font></p>
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<p><font color="#800000" size="3">7. 第一次跟老外去打painball,玩的是抢旗的那种。 由于第一次玩,一直跟着个看起来很专业的队友跑,一路上躲着子弹跑到对方的base. 我们人都挂了,对方就剩一个人在看老家。 就听那老外跟我说了一大堆术语,我也没听懂。他看我没听懂就跟我说:it's easy just cover me when i go out. 说完了就喊了一声 cover me! 然后跑了出去,我也不懂他是让我掩护他,没等我想清楚他就跑了。我就顺手从一个箱子上扯下来一块帆布,丢他头上,把他盖住了。结果他就光荣牺牲了。当时大部分人都挂了,在旁边观战。所有人都笑趴了。<br/><br/>8.刚来,迷路了,问一外国小姑娘回家的路<br/>人家告诉了我,我本想说thank you来的<br/>结果说成了 fuck you<br/>人家小姑娘脸立刻就白了<br/>后来,我都说thanks, 不敢说thank you了,到现在都是<br/><br/>9.写信 From / To写反了,邮了两天回到自己家.</font></p><br/><font color="#800000" size="3">10. 在加拿大帮老外拔火罐,但是罐很容易掉,我的英语不好,我解释说you have too much fur.(你胸毛很多)他听了之后大笑 :it is hair ,not fur, fur is for animal.(胸毛应该说hair,fur是形容动物的毛)我也大笑了起来。<br/></font><br/>
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发表于 2008-12-3 12:29:11 | 显示全部楼层
这么多呀,有一点搞笑。

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发表于 2008-12-3 12:39:53 | 显示全部楼层
<p>第8个怀疑粗口讲太多成了习惯的关系!!!</p>
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-12-3 12:41:31 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈,楼上的很了解嘛,你是不是也...
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发表于 2008-12-3 12:45:54 | 显示全部楼层
<p>开车上班的时候经常的拉!!!</p>
<p>不过用第三根手指就比较多点罗。。。。。。。。。。。。</p>
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发表于 2008-12-3 13:02:53 | 显示全部楼层
<p>出到外国你还这么FAI 呀。</p>

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发表于 2008-12-3 13:13:57 | 显示全部楼层
偶是来到外面的花花世界才变FAI的好不好!!!
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发表于 2008-12-3 13:27:43 | 显示全部楼层
酱讲你在兴隆时还很纯的那种咯。看不出来哦。
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