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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">5</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">.天津出货篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>小姐,你们去加拿大是每周几的船?<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>整箱,还是散货。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>都告诉我吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>去什么港的?<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>都告诉我吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">(。。。问了将近二十个问题后。。。)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>你把拖单传到<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">021-XXXXXXX</span></font>吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>谢谢,我的货不从上海出,要从天津出。请问你们天津办公室的传真是多少?<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>先生,你前面问了我这么多问题,没有货要从上海出,都是从天津天出货的吗?<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>是啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>那你干嘛打电话来上海啊,我们不一样的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>有什么不一样,不都是马士基吗?怎么刚刚态度还好好的,我一说从天津出货就变了呢。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(语结。。。)</span></font></p>
<p><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray"></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">6.</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">清关文件篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>小姐,你们定单号为<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">XXX</span></font>的清关文件还没到。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>寄了呀,我和货一起寄的,放在箱子里了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~&nbsp;</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>小姐,你的清关文件放在集装箱里怎么清关啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>放心,我是放在后面一票货的箱子里的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(俄</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">,天呢,谁来救救我呀)</span></font></p>
<p><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray"></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">7</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">.你说敲哪就敲哪篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">话说有一个客户由于第一次出货,故来拜访我们,以期待更好的合作。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(来者为一个中年男子及一个中年女子,拎了个公文包和塑料袋也不知道时面装的是什么)。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>程小姐啊,我们第一次出货。你多多帮忙啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">(说话间,递过名片一张。客户人员扫了一眼,董事长噢,不小的官呢)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>没问题。你有什么问题啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(客记打开袋子,里面露出一堆能新能新的章,有圆的,有方的,有椭圆的,大该五六个的样子。又从公文包中拿出了一张空白核销单以及新的印泥一个)。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>程小姐,这些章都交给你了。你说敲哪就敲哪?我们决不瞎敲。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>(俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~~</span></font>)搜索了一番,翻出两个单。这个圆的敲这,那个条形的敲那。<font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(心中感叹:第一次啊</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>我下星期不在。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>噢,那有事你就联系这们小姐咯<font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(说话间,指了指这个中年男子边上的女士)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>噢,好啊。这个是我老婆。我们公司就俩人。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(俄</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">心想这个董事长是蛮大的。)</span></font>那你们公司传真机号码给我一个吧,到时候<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">FCR</span></font>好了,可以传给你们。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>传真机啊,还没买呢。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">(</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">—__—|||</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">)</span></font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">8.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">小推车事件</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(铃铃铃。。。)<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>你好,马士基物流。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>小姐,我在你们楼下。你问保安借部小推车,好吗?<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>要小推车干嘛呀。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>我送货。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(无语。。。)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">9</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">.</span></font> </b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">让我省点吧。</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>你们,你们定单号<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">XXX</span></font>的报关资料还没到。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>报关资料啊,我和货一起送仓库了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b>先生,报关资料要和货分开寄的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲:</span></font></b>为什么,不一样嘛。求求你了,你就让我省点钱吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服:</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">(。。。)</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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发表于 2008-9-30 20:55:25 | 显示全部楼层
现在的人呀,都是这样???[em263]

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发表于 2008-9-30 22:48:53 | 显示全部楼层
片,你在讲述你的工作经验啊
放了才能够快乐,让心好好休息一下,握不住的他,放下也罢 没有人会在你的世界停留,或迟或早我们都要从别人的世界里走出来

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-9-30 23:16:52 | 显示全部楼层
<p>做这行就会碰到这样的人的,唉,有的时候无奈又好笑!</p>
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发表于 2008-9-30 23:32:17 | 显示全部楼层
<p>将不好咩</p>
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<p>生活丰富多彩啊</p>
放了才能够快乐,让心好好休息一下,握不住的他,放下也罢 没有人会在你的世界停留,或迟或早我们都要从别人的世界里走出来

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-2 12:24:32 | 显示全部楼层
就是,还是姐妹好!
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发表于 2008-10-1 21:48:21 | 显示全部楼层
来茶店聊工作粉哦

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发表于 2008-10-1 23:16:04 | 显示全部楼层
<p>这个叫一起分享</p>
放了才能够快乐,让心好好休息一下,握不住的他,放下也罢 没有人会在你的世界停留,或迟或早我们都要从别人的世界里走出来
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