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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">3.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">报关资料邮寄篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">话说马士基物流从中汇搬到了天安中心南京西路</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">338</span></font>号，在娄次发了搬家通知后，仍有客户把报关资料寄到了原来的旧地址，更有甚者一错再错。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">第一次</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐，今天是截关日，你的报关资料还没有到。请问寄出来了吗？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>寄了，早寄了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>寄哪了？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>河南南路<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">16</span></font>号<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">#@%!#</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>不是和你说过了搬家了，你怎么又寄到原来的地址去了？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>啊呀<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~~</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>忘了<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">第二次</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐，今天是截关日，你的报关资料还没有到。请问寄出来了吗？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>寄了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>寄哪了？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>￥<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">—</span></font>￥<span lang="EN-US">……</span><font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">%#%#</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>那是仓库地址。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>唉呀，我搞错了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">第三次</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">话说，又到了截关日，</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font>客服人员心想，这次肯定不会寄错了吧。原来的地址也寄了，仓库也寄了，再错是不可能的了。就安心地等着报关资料乖乖地寄来。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">（铃铃铃。。。）<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>你好，请讲。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">快递<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="blue"><span style="COLOR: blue">：</span></font></b> 小姐，我是快递。你到弄堂口来一下。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（冒汗。。。）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>什么弄堂口？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">快递<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="blue"><span style="COLOR: blue">：</span></font></b>我在<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">338</span></font>号弄堂口啊，你快出来。有你的快递。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>你在哪个弄堂口啊？我这里是公司。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">快递<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="blue"><span style="COLOR: blue">：</span></font></b> 我在北京西路<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">338</span></font>号弄堂口，你别问了，快出来。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（冒汗</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">again</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>。。。我在南京西路<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">338</span></font>号<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">快递<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="blue"><span style="COLOR: blue">：</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span>客户寄的是北京西路<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（。。。抓狂）</span></font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">4.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">内陆港篇<span lang="EN-US"> &amp;</span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">宁夏</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">话说有一个客户在宁夏，其实我地理也不太好。不知道宁夏在哪，但有一个客户让我去查了地图，只因为一句话。故事是这样的，话说一票货是去加拿大蒙特利尔的，在温哥华卸货。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>小姐，我的货要从上海到蒙特利尔。你怎么帮我从温哥华转了，我和你说了不能转船，不能转船。你怎么帮我转船了，我<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">BOOKING</span></font>写得不是很清楚了嘛，不能转就是不能转<font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（咆哮声以及同样的话语被重复</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">N</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">遍）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐我们没有帮你转船，蒙特丽尔是内陆港，温哥华是卸货港。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>什么这个港，那个港的。我说不能转船就是不能转船。你听不懂啊。。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐，蒙特丽尔不是靠海的，船开不进去的。所以去蒙特丽尔的货一定要通过温哥华转的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>不管，你不要骗我了。我要投诉你，不按我的拖单做事。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">（客服人员，企图更形象化的解释这个内陆港与卸货港的问题）<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐，蒙特丽尔那里没有海，船是不是能上陆地的，开不动的。你要投述我什么呢<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">.</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>我就是要投述你。你不要骗我了，你不要以为我是宁夏偏远地区的人就欺负我。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（客服人员找地图去了，好像是蛮远的）。</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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ktfy

接楼上的，刚投过啦

King

又到给兴隆镇投票的时间了。